Mofos you better ask me shit. I’ll actually answer, I’m drunk enough :)

“Girlfriend, that means she’s into you!”

House is just too awesome, hahaha

My shopping process: “that looks nice.” *buy*

QUE NO PARE LA FIESTA, DON’T STOP THE PARTY!

show me your genitals, genitals. show me your genitals, GENITALIAAAAAAA

Right, so I got on the train from Preston to Blackpool and I started smelling jacket potatoes everywhere, so I text my mum and asked her what we were having for tea tonight, and guess what she said?

SHE SAID WE WERE HAVING JACKET POTATOES!! WTFFF!?!?