Zamir. 20. MMU. Lions. Batman. Laughter. Romance. Movies. Basketball. Twitter. Football. Cereal. Drives. There, I blew your mind with my bio!


Quit Yo Jibba Jabba
Random picture of me with a wife-to-be and her mother at the casino! #haha #random #toogood #imfunny
Love this guy, he’s pretty much a brother to me 😁❤ #bros #drinks #pub #picture #haha

This card for a player I want got released on FIFA 13 as a team of the season and his price has dropped from 600’000 to 124’000 in 37 minutes! Just imagine how cheap he’ll be tomorrow morning!!

I’M SO EXCITED!!

Some darn good music was produced in the summer of 2010!

“Sexy Bitch” by Akon and David Guetta being one of them!

DAMNNNN YOU’S A SEXY BITCH! A SEXY BITCH! DAMN YOU’S A SEXY BITCH! DAMNN GURLLL!

Round two!

“Girlfriend, that means she’s into you!”

House is just too awesome, hahaha

this project management thing isn’t too hard tbh, i’ve already got 300 words and i only started 5 minutes ago and i need 2500 words by midnight tonight… let’s do this!

on a different side note: i get my copy of lara croft today, which is meant to be AWESOME, so i’m gonna get this work done quickly and then destroy that haha!

My friend wants me to be a sexy ass model for her photoshoot assignment… this should be interesting!

  • Schmidt: Well, spoiler alert: women are liars!
  • Nick: Yep.
  • Winston: Yeah.
“Tumblers” #haha #mykindahumour
Me and Jamie in hospital. He’s such an idiot this boy #haha #friend #hospital #nightout #5am
My “holy shit, holy shit! What a goal!!” face #haha #galatasaray #championsleague
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